Retrospective

Greetings fellow numbers. Once upon a time there lived an interviewer who would paint a plastic smile in view of an unwelcome face. All t...
The chewing gum tastes nice and juicy at first. I chewed so much that my belly was expecting a feast, but there was nothing to digest. My...
If I said yes when I should’ve said no, if I said no when I should’ve said yes, if I was seated when I should’ve stood up, if I stood up ...
Freezing, windy, raining all week, slippery roads and mad drivers, soaking gloves, wet feet, the thought of home is my only shelter. Unsh...
Just me and my guitar, 15 x 8 room, laying on my 6 x 3 bed, dreaming of acceptance, dreaming of greatness, coping with rejection, objecti...

English Literature Tarnished

We are gathered here today to celebrate a ball game that is English, that you can’t and cannot do in the rain. Where you can hide under t...
There’s that girl whose boyfriend has a property with a large garden and lots of trees. And there’s that girl whose Dad would k...
Cheap is the new expensive. Black is the new white. Regurgitated fashions from yesterlife. Pleats are in, or are they out? The latest thi...
Is he fit? Is he tall? What does he do for a living? Does he have his own place? Where does he live? Does he drive? What car does he driv...
Never mind the averages. Something to do with my salary and my attraction for younger girls. I am a divorced male in his forties, and as ...
Too fat, too slim, Too short, too tall, Too small, too big, Too black, too white, Too dark, too light, Too messy, too clean, Too scruffy,...