Is he fit?
Is he tall?
What does he do for a living?
Does he have his own place?
Where does he live?
Does he drive?
What car does he drive?
Does he have kids?
Is he relatively intelligent?
Does he have any brothers?
You know what,
my younger brother claims
that men are looking at him
the way you would want
a woman to look at you,
and women are looking at him
as though he’s a loser.