Meet the Averages

Never mind the averages.
Something to do with my salary
and my attraction for younger girls.
I am a divorced male
in his forties,
and as a consequence
another man is fathering
my first child.
For this I should have been sectioned
though I am glad I’ve not
been to prison.
Mentally convicted for
wanting to see my child.
Just trying to lose weight
Searching for
but not ready
for that date.
Not looking forward to looking back
to takeaways, loneliness
and loss of hair.

Meet the averages.