Greetings fellow numbers.
Once upon a time there lived an interviewer
who would paint a plastic smile
in view of an unwelcome face.
All the same the interrogation lasted
for twenty minutes.
So to cut a long story short he asked,
“What makes you think you’re good
enough for this job?”
To which I replied,
“Sir, my qualifications are qualities
for which there is no formal examination.”
An overdue letter I later received
behind all formality truly read,

Dear Mr. Millions and One,
your application for this vacancy
we are unable to accept.
(We do not regret)
It is due to the fact that you are competing
with those who conform to the company image.

Good luck in the future!

I did not live so happily ever after.