Cheap is the new expensive.
Black is the new white.
Regurgitated fashions
from yesterlife.
Pleats are in, or are they out?
The latest thing is tap water
though this might have dated
by the time you read this.
And to cap it all
the glossy magazine you follow
has caused you
to wear a man bag
and you can just bank
That the closest you will
ever get to a supermodel
is a what begins with W
and rhymes with blank.